20 Best and Funny Quotes from Mr. & Mrs. Smith Movie

     Mr. & Mrs. Smith Quotes: The 20 most memorable quotes in the movie. Excerpts, Messages, Quotes, Thoughts and Funny Phrases! Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt... Have you seen or want to see the movie?

Mr. & Mrs. Smith movie:

     The film Mr. & Mrs. Smith opens with construction executive John and technology consultant Jane Smith answering questions during couples therapy. The couple have been together for "five or six" years, but the marriage is suffering to the point where they can't remember the last time they went out together. They tell the story of their first meeting in Bogota, Colombia, where they were both secretly on the run from Colombian authorities - since authorities were looking for tourists traveling alone after a recent robbery, the two claimed to be together to avoid being questioned.

     They quickly fell in love and got married. John later declares that Jane "looked like Christmas morning" to him the day they met. In reality, John and Jane are the two skilled hired assassins working for different companies, they are the best in their field, each hiding their true professions from each other. The couple live in a suburban mansion and, to keep up appearances, socialize with their "conventionally" wealthy neighbors. In these cover stories, John and Jane balance their seemingly mundane marriages.

Did you know that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are actually married in real life?

John and Jane's Best Quotes in Mr. & Mrs. Smith:

• "You scaredy-ass."
  

• "I want to know, Glade tried to kill me, but not with a car (...) now I'm fine, I go out with all the women! - You live with your mother."

• "We can't sleep together fighting (...) we have to talk."

• "I hope it works. - It hasn't worked yet, but it will."

• "You know what happens to bad boys? They get hit!"

• "There is a space between us (...) what is it called? - Marriage."

• "He travels as much as I do, so it's perfect."

• "You speak, but do you dance?"

• "I want to make it clear that I love my wife, I want to see her happy... but she has sometimes..."

• "You know me, I never do anything without thinking hard."

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's Best Quotes in the Movie:

• "There will always be challenges and threats and you can handle it together."
  

• "Are you in trouble? Crack addicts who are in trouble, you guys are fucked up!"

• "I can't believe I actually brought my parents to our wedding."

• "Honey, you're being a bit of a hypocrite."

• "The name of it is defensive driving, my love."

• "Maybe this honesty thing isn't all that interesting."

• "I thought you looked like Christmas morning, I couldn't think of anything else."

• "I'm going home to burn all the things I gave you."

• "Be cool John, she's a liar."

• "You have no idea who I am, no idea what I'm capable of."

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