Ashton Kutcher: 10 Best Quotes from The Ranch Series

03/03/2021

     The Ranch Quotes: Ashton Kutcher 10 most incredible phrases. Messages, Excerpts, Quotes and Motivational Phrases! Beau, Colt, Abby, Rooster ...

The Ranch series:

     The Ranch is an American comedy series that launched on Netflix in 2016. It stars Ashton Kutcher, Danny Masterson, Debra Winger, Elisha Cuthbert and Sam Elliott.

     The Ranch takes place on a ranch in Colorado detailing the lives of two brothers trying to help their father on the ranch. There are four batches of ten episodes released simultaneously in 2016. The first ten episodes of the series premiered on April 1, 2016. The second part of season 1 premiered on October 7.

     The Ranch's story takes place in the small town of Garisson, Colorado, where Colt Bennett (Ashton Kutcher) returns to his hometown after a brief career as a semi-professional football player. He follows the family business with his brother Jameson "Rooster" (Danny Masterson).

Colt, Beau, Abby Quotes:

  • "That's why I don't like talking to people."

  • "I'm going to call you tonight and you need to pretend to be Peyton Manning or Papa John."

  • "Colt didn't come home. He was kicked out of the rest of the world."

  • "The only time I don't feel unhappy is when I'm alone."

  • "You can't trust that guy. He doesn't even drink."

Iconic and Funny Quotes from The Ranch:

  • "I am so happy that you are finding new and creative ways to drink."

  • "He's a stubborn idiot who always thinks he's right. He's like my dad, but with an idiotic beard instead of an incredible mustache."

  • "Can you really call yourself a quarterback if you're just completing passes for the other team?"

  • "She got you a job and now she's letting you live in the cabin? She didn't even give me the Netflix password."

  • "I came here to do the two things I love most. Eat chicken and have sex."

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